Yet they’re still playing that cock pony Duckett and that talented wastrel Brook. Won’t win an Ashes with mentally weak jokers like that.
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being broadcast in youtube. That’s nice.
Less than an hour into the first test of the summer and rain is threatening to stop play.
Some traditions never die!
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And a wicket down already 
It’s absolutely pissing it down about 4 miles away.
Anyhow this is upsetting especially during Pride month.
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Never had the Kiwis down as homophobes.
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£115 for a ticket today at Lords apparently, disgraceful really.
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30-3 Root and Brook in inside 14 overs, new era Bazball off to a flyer.
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Oh Jesus! 
34-4 now…
Me getting an update on my phone about the first test match of the summer.
Me opening phone to see what is going on
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Baz loading the “they didn’t go hard enough” excuse as we speak.
Where?
Presumably NZ bowling to the conditions and England will just keep banging it in short while they concede 350+?
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Beautiful bowling by New Zealand. Fair dues to them, but abysmal once again by England.
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ideal swing bowling conditions. but still we are acting like we’ve never seen a ball nip back or jag away
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jusging by their stellar bowling performance, they are equal opportunity discriminators against all English/Welshmen
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As is usual now. Commentary doesn’t help by creaming themselves at a wicket then declaring the ball as unplayable
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