The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

BBC’s caption under the picture of Olé used in their report of his new contract:

“Former striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer scored the winning goal for Manchester United in the 1999 Champions League final”

That sums up his managerial calibre perfectly.
Nice one Beeb!

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Saw a lovely headline earlier, Ole celebrates his new contract with a 4-2 defeat at QPR.
:clap: :clap: :clap:

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:grinning:

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Naughty lads, don’t have respect for seniors. :sunglasses:

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They do, but just can’t help deriding such a bumbling deluded self-important clownish clueless idiot. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Why the fuck have they given him a new contract.

He has done fuck all there and it’s not as if a bigger club is going to come calling is it.

Mickey Mouse

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:rofl:

You are a barrel of laugh.

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Read they are closing in on Varane. That Ole news above looks good now. Where in this back four will he fit in?

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Alongside Maguire at CB? That’s the most obvious gap in defence they have been looking to fill

Then they will finally find out Maguire was that gap. :innocent:

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For the golden entertainment. He provide comic relief for their agonizing failures.
The clown that kept reaching repeatedly for the perch, almost getting there and falling flat on his face.

Can’t wait to see them playing in a more “offensive”
4-3-3 with pogba and Bruno playing as 8s and one of fred or mctominay holding. They’re gonna get fleeced by some lower end teams on the counter. Long may this last with Ole at the wheel!

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Wouldn’t be at all surprised to see the tactical genius that is OGS start with a 4-1-4-1 formation.

De Gea
Wan Bissaka Slabhead Varane Shaw
McTominay
Sancho Penandes Pogba Rashford
Cavani

Whatever they are paying De Gea, it won’t be enough considering how busy he is going to be.

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Only one defensive midfielder? Don’t think so far too risky for Ole.

In a press conference a week or two ago he said they’re planning to move to a more offensive 4-3-3 this year in a hope to “break down” stubborn PL defenses :joy::joy::joy:

Ole you don’t know how to play possession football mate.

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Bit odd considering they are the ones who counter attack.

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Varane to United practically confirmed , brace yourself for your social media feed to be flooded with united fans smug faces and all of them celebrating like they have wrapped up the season already :roll_eyes:

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Best July league winners since…

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Already seen it, doesn’t bother me so many players underperform in that side with a manager no better than Molde.

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£34m fee reported as they agree a deal with Real

A decent player, but I can’t see him hacking it in the PL. Think he’s past his best.