The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

I guess I didn’t watch enough of him and Agger together to get an accurate read on the two of them. It’s a shame that Agger couldn’t stay fit because he was class when he was.

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the irony that Evans was a man utd prospect needs to be repeated here. He was exactly the sort of defender that they wanted. Instead they’ve got two headless chickens in Lindelof and Maguire owning the center

C’mon now mate,thats seriously below the belt,I’ve never been so insulted in all my sheepshagging life. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I’d have loved peak Agger (Fit always) and a VVD tandem

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It’s lamb…honest… :smiling_imp:

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Lol its more to do with the fact we shag them and the English eat them

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Dortmund’s new fitness coach. I think Sancho might be staying put now.

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She looks very fit herself

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Right,i’m changing my name to Dortmundfan.

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She’s got lovely hair and eyes.I definitely would…'nt mind dropping down and giving her 20.

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Disgusted at the comments on here…

Does anyone have her details so I can try and make it up to her.

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Omg. I’m not sexist Honest .

Must not look, must not look…

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Hey you guys in the midriff wobbles thread, forget diets and gyms, you need this :joy:

Oh man, even I want to be fit now. :sunglasses:

Post Klopp era, player attraction strategy to follow. Kudos BVB :+1:

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Time for a Dortmund fitness thread.

Why is this in the United thread??

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Mate, any port in a storm.

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Any porn in a stork?

Sorry, any stork in a porn?

marks out of 10?

I’d give her 1. :wink:

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