The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Erm, it’s the 21st century fellas…

See more pictures of her here: https://www.instagram.com/alicasmd/?hl=en

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I’ll be back in two shakes.

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I console myself with the simple fact that she could fuck me to death. Twice.

Are you the firework bloke from TIA,i’m asking in a way so i don’t give your previous name away.

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Some arse on her, too.

That said, all of you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. I’m sorry you had to see any of this, @Maria

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You said you guys discuss football…was my wife’s rather puzzled exasperation :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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She’s got great tackle and plays the ball well.

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And we’d all love to be spending time in her box.

Better be careful: @Prolix will be along to tell us all off soon. :wink:

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Wouldn’t be so many fat bastards at utd if she worked there as fitness coach.

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Anyhow back to actual football…

Apparently a final 90m will go in… I don’t think they quite get it do they?

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No chance, have you seen the new fitness instructor?!?!

Seriously though, I don’t think Sancho will want it when he has a genuine chance to win the Bundesliga with Dortmund this year.

Problem at that tinpot club imo is that descisions from top to bottom are made by totally clueless guys. Like we were to a certain degree under Rodgers.

A manager who has no fucking clue what his actual formation and tactical system is, and wing it as he goes along. That alone makes it next to impossible to target players suitable for their tactics, because well, they have no real tactical philosophy.

Coupled that with the fact that recruitments are done by Woodward basically like a Dof, who himself have no clue about football. They need a structural change, a Dof who is knowleageble about football and a Manager who is actually with a set philosophy, both working together with the backroom staffs of their choice, working to get the players they need for their system.

But an egotistical guy like Woodward would not do that, good for them.

Btw, that BVB fitness Coach, ouchhh, I hope Klopp poaches her to come to Liverpool lol.

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They will buy Sancho wank off about it and still be turning up with defensive performances like last week.

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Yup. Sancho won’t turn them into a contender. He might not even guarantee them top 4 this year.

The Sancho episode is BVB doing their best to increase the market value of the player because they either know that Man Utd are gonna fold and come to them with a blank cheque or they have convinced Sancho that its in his best interest to stay this season all the while rejecting bids by Manchester United. That only increases Sancho’s price for the following season.

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pretty much the summary of this whole sancho utd saga honestly.

For Sancho he wins either way, or at least he thinks so.

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Damn.

Must have been bad…

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He was smart enough to sign with BVB. He’ll probably be knowing there’s more than enough time to make a big money transfer later.

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