The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Yeah I think they hoped him to push for a move but he doesn’t seem overly bothered regardless of what the Man Utd press want to put out there.

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never mind Sancho… looks to me they need to transfer in the fitness coach to get their performance levels up

Hopefully not the BVB fitness coach.

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Hoping Ole’s got a cunning plan for dealing with Lamptey. That way the hype’s going to fed for another week at least… and the four United players it would need to take Tariq out of the game will be heroes

Sancho is good imo, but 100m good ?, i dont think so. I dont think they even scouted him lol, given how they signed Maguire for 80m.

When they finally let supporters back into OT, instead of “Attack! Attack! Attack!” they’ll be shouting “Defend! Defend! Defend!”

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Bissaka is genius today. Brighton ignoring him in the press, people shooting all day from his zone with all the time in the world.

This guy will be lucky to get 10 England caps in his career with Trent and all the rest.

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Last second pen? Really?

This is interesting. Yes, it was a handball, but he’d blown the final whistle.

Was that even a corner? Penalty is indisputable but I could have sworn that Van de Beek touched it last before it crossed the line. Anyway, they are three points up on the last season down to sheer luck.

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I just saw the pen Brighton had called back. WTF. You have to start with the position that you cant give Brighton a pen against Utd to argue yourself into a position that it wasnt a pen.

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The cunts are lucky and the cunts are rubbish. But they will open the chequebook again in the next week as usual.

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One thing is for certain: they are MILES away from a title challenge.

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They’ll keep him in central and he’ll be better than slabhead and lindelof.

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Yeah the last few times I’ve seen him has me questioning the narrative that it’s Trent that is a defensive liability.

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Can’t stop Goldbridge ranting about that victory… There were like half a dozen decisions given against Brighton and such a bad decision to overturn the pen given and the extra time was going on like Fergies era…

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From Twitter…

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So, how many minutes into our match, do you think, before United start up again with “LiVARpool” and “they get all the pens”?

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