The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Fucking hell sunshine…talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight…

Keep it up, Frodo.

The beautiful thing is (and I only believe this because I watch far too much Goldbridge than is healthy) that shit will have to go seriously bad for the Glazers to punt him. Apparently they absolutely love him…

Top 4 no trophies is perfectly acceptable, by all accounts.

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:rofl: inject this right into my veins

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That’s mad tbf. Must be statistically significant. Would near get me on board the @Quicksand conspiracy train

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Right. If we got penalties at the same rate as United we’d have had 87 under Klopp, as opposed to the 32 we’ve actually had.

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Take the step…reality not conspiracy! See stats support the claims!!

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People say that he is a nice guy, but what he really is is a bitter little man who has more luck than most people combined. Made his career out of one moment - and hey, fair enough - but now basically being hand-held and given the riches and patience that every other manager would like.

God he’s such a cunt.

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Fuck off Ole you fucking cunt.

United legend as a player. Liverpool legend as a manager :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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freaking out lord of the rings GIF

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If Fatty Shaw is injured too…

As much as we give him stick, he is one of their better players and a main driving force from the back. The alternatives are significantly inferior.

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Is that Golum Mk1 or Mk2…?
Difficult to set them apart when Old Whiskey Nose vouched for both of them :0)

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Slab head off injured too.

Will Ole blame Klopp for these injuries too?

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How many penalties have they not been awarded today?

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For the second time in a week:

Bwahahahahahaha

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as they start dropping points, look at them disintegrate and Ole lose control of the egos in that dressing room.

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Angry Manchester United GIF by DAZN

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It just keeps getting funnier.

Ole moans they don’t get enough pennos.

United gifted an injury time penalty.

Blazes it over the bar and they lose at home.

seth meyers lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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They will be sorry they brought the kick off time forward now :0)

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Exactly this.

Especially if Bruno, Ronaldo or Pogba kick off…he won’t stand a chance.

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Champions League game for them on Wednesday…
Could be bottom of their group after the Villareal match :0)

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