The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Oh my…

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How long before they say “fuck it” and just instate Ronaldo as player-manager?

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Prefer them winning that. Need a nice balance to have faith in Ole as well for their board/ fans.

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Oh this is too funny for words to be honest after the odd outrage yesterday and everything.

Dunno how many saves he made but Villa with Martinez are a far far better side.

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Goldbridge going to town on McFred.

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Hahahahaha

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Nah…
the fans will believe Golum will win the Europa League and can book their travel hotels early! :0))

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We got what we deserved. Hopefully Ronaldo rebels soon and we get some manager who doesn’t completely suck.

Otherwise, it is yet another wasted season.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Such a wonderful thought…proper club that!!

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See immediately above.

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The BBC are so upset that they refuse to add a L to Utds last 5 form.

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He’s blamed it on Villa’s goal being offside. Also said that he really didn’t like Villa players getting around Bruno and the penalty spot, but then immediately says it didn’t get in his head :face_with_raised_eyebrow: .

It’s gone into orbit that one

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Even if he scored it would have had to be retaken…
Ronaldo had encroached into the penalty area… Yeah right as if that would have happened
Has that ball landed yet…? :joy:

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Reaction after seeing the full-time score and knowing nothing about the game:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Well, atleast he has an easier run now…

Next 12 Games:

— Villarreal (h)
— Everton (h)
— Leicester (a)
— Atalanta (h)
— Liverpool (h)
— Tottenham (a)
— Atalanta (a)
— Man City (h)
— Watford (a)
— Villarreal (a)
— Chelsea (a)
— Arsenal (h)

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Wait, so you’re telling me that they went with a full strength team, Ronaldo didn’t score, gave up an 88 minute goal, get an injury time penalty, and then the little twat Penandes misses the fucking goal?

Amazing.

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Please someone edit this to the video of Ole yapping about penalties

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So thier next EPL fixture is home against Everton, don’t Everton normally roll over for them?
Hope Rafa can start changing that.

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Lol, nice compilation

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No tactics, no game plan, no attitude, no personality, no football, no points.

No shit.

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(Continued realizations) AND they had two players limp off through injury, which is about fucking time after they had no one injured last year.

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