This is exactly what I referenced in the match thread. This new narrative they’ve created for themselves they’re somehow underdogs or a small club punching above their weight with the “big boys”. It’s laughable and preposterous. Or simply desperate.
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How the fuck can a football boot not be gender neutral?
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Boys all wear blue boots and girls wear pink boots.
See. Trent wears these pink boots because he’s a girl…wait…that can’t be right. 
2005 was orchestrated by Rafa Benitez whereas nowadays the scum are pinning their hopes on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
Good luck with waiting for him to pan out.
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Our boy’s not a virgin anymore.
I had no idea a football boot could be a cunt.
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Gender neutral?
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those black boots, ya know. totally masculine. 
I have no idea how we got here, but someone described a gender neutral football boot as a c**t.
That seems pretty gender specific to me, but maybe I’m just old fashioned.
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Well I have had that term reference me in a negative and positive way, and everytime the person knows I don’t have one, so completely gender neutral.
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There is no way something vegan or gender neutral can be cunts. Whats your angle?
being fury and smelling of fish isn’t gender specific though 
I didn’t know that, thanks!
“…it was an incredible feeling to be able to focus on something that combines my love for the game with my passion for style,” he said.
I have a passion for Paul’s playing style…
Ambling around like a useless, lazy cunt and stealing a ridiculous paycheck.
Please re-sign.
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I can’t stop laughing at the thought of millions of Utd nuffies thinking he would get into our 11.
If he’s lucky, after the match I let him fold those vests the players on the bench wear.
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They mean our second 11 obviously 
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See my edit.
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Why is it even an issue?
If I were a footballer, United would be the very club I would sign for, for that very reason. I’d then leave for Barcelona. A back injury should sort that. I’m also useless.
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How do football boots get to be vegan? And if they get to be vegan who are we to force them to be vegan? I think it’s scandalous. #FreePaulsBoots
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