The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Very peculiar article. I thought BBC had the answers, rather they were asking WHY :joy:. Seemed to me BBC don’t want to belittle United.

4 Likes

What a group. All cunt clubs. United won’t be progressing, though, so that’ll be funny.

1 Like

Why would that be funny, eh??? :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: . That would mean they ditch Ole by December :pleading_face:. You really want that???

2 Likes

They won’t bin Ole for losing to PSG and RBL.

No fucking way.

5 Likes

Imagine Ole and Man Utd crapping over PSG , him getting an extended contract…and then proceed to get knocked out etc etc

2 Likes

I don’t have to imagine it. That’s exactly how he secured the job in the first place!

8 Likes

the extension and the banters will be epic

Rumors of Dembele on loan…this video is something…

8 Likes

lets not hit a guy when he’s down… his age for one… There’s still a proper football player in him , but whether there’s the desire…fuck knows

2 Likes

tbf he is a bit of a daft cunt,joining utd is just more proof of that.

5 Likes

Pogba Dembele dream team?

Honestly don’t know enough about him other than we’ve been linked numerous ocasions

1 Like

See what he does he might be ok, I doubt it particularly improves them in anyway mind.

4 years ago he was a marvelous talent. Better then than Sancho is now, and by a considerable margin. Since then he has had 3 terrible seasons in which he has been rejected by his new club and by his own body. There is reason to be dubious that he makes even less of an impact there than Ighalo has.

4 Likes

It’s the park they are shopping in now.

2 Likes
3 Likes

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

7 Likes

They’ll end up buying Zaha for £70m.

3 Likes

the dembele lowlight at ~37 seconds where he takes off his chest poorly so it runs away from goal but decides he has to shoot from outside the box anyway cracks me up for some reason

1 Like

Ole Gunnar is given none of the players he wants. Funny for the rest of the league, but for Manchester United it is kind of tragic. The management doesn’t want Dembele, they had him as an emergency loan if everything goes to hell. It has gone to hell, but Barca refuses a loan deal, so they have to buy now. What foolishness. It now looks as if they are setting Ole Gunnar up for a fall. His squad is not good enough, that has been clear for quite some time. They desperately need a CB, a creative midfielder and a striker. The only deal they have managed to do, is the Dutch guy who plays in a position that was not crucial to reinforce. A shambles, it is not as if there is not money in that club. United put in a very low bid for Telles, got laughed in the face, and their negotiators have negotiated with Dortmund with the idea that Dortmund would cave in and everyone who have followed Dortmund a bit knows that they don’t cave in like that. For the love of God, I don’t understand what they are doing.

1 Like

Long may it continue. :grinning:

2 Likes