The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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Luke Shaw looks like he needs to go on The Squid Game diet. How do you train as a footballer and remain so pudgy?

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Get innnnn!!! Ole’s at the wheel, at the wheel!

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I’ve just texted my Manc fan brother in law the same thing, haha!

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Ronaldo’s fault as he apparently doesn’t eat pudding, which means there is an extra pudding lurking around, but doesn’t get to the kitchen unscathed.

Varane’s return making a big difference thus far, as is three at the back. Funny Ole using a Brendao tactic to fend off Brendao.

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Ole starts 7 defenders LOL

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I had no idea that Spurs were so shit. Absolute dross.

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Nuno might be sacked before Ole.

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Harry the bastard has been invisible.

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I’ve just seen him out left.

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I did say this up the thread, Spurs are horrible at the moment.

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Yeah you did, good shout. Nuno is a goner at this point. Fans all hate him.

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Shambolic from Spurs. OLE’S AT THE WHEEL AT THE WHEEL! OLE’S AT THE WHEEL!!! LA LA LA LALA LA LA LA!

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I just never would have thought Nuno was this inept. Making Ole look genius level.

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Greenwood, Sancho or Rashford will find it hard to break up this starting lineup. If replacing Cavani, they will have to play like him.

Stunting the development of highly talented youngsters.

:+1:

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Chronic Ole-18 continues.

Ole is a counter-attacking manager. That’s all he knows.

Hope he does that against Man City next weekend.

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