The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Was that a euphemism?

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Ole at the wheel. Improving all the time.

Buying shit players (Ighalo) and then slightly upgrading with bringing in Cavani.

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HAHAHA

Nope. Apple crumble, bit of cream.

Delish.

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From the Caf re Cavani.

At least it can’t go any worse than I’m expecting it to…

:joy:

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Listen what goes on between consenting adults is fine, the forum doesn’t need to know. Always agree on the safe word and you’ll be fine.

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He’ll pay for himself with the new sponsorship deal with the Uruguayan tourist board. Well one month leastways.

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He will score a few goals but very short term. Can’t see Man Utd troubling the top four based on early showing.

Canavani lol

That is awesome!

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Chased him all summer…

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I cant see why they would want Cavani. Surely that is going to get in the way of the development of Greenwood and Rashford. Of all the team’s problems, surely it isn’t the lack of a 9?

Do Utd really think that Cavani is going to do an Ibra and get things done singlehandedly?

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Cavani was the number 1 target, so Woodward used Sancho in order to lower Cavani’s asking price. A master negotiator, hats off to him.

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I’m starting to think that United chasing Sancho is just a smoke screen to try pleasing their fans into thinking they are after the big named players,when in reality they are losing over £5mill every home game in matchday revenues,a huge wage bill to pay (i don’t believe for 1 second they payed off Sanchez with £9mill to get him off the books,when he had 2 years left on his contract worth around £55mill),they have £400mill+ debts to pay off and have to pay back tv money like the rest of us.

If they could sell the players they don’t need then they’d have a half decent pot of cash to play with but they can’t shift the dead wood,the Glazers will still want their cut of any profits aswell,which in turn is putting Ed Woodward in the position of not being able to splash out like previous seasons,so he’s playing a blinder with Sancho and scrambling around trying to pick up big name has beens and 3rd option players,just to say to the fans,you can see we tried all summer but these were the only players we could get.

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Edit youR post re: Edward pls, unless I misunderstood your post.

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Fixed,how the fuck could i get them 2 mixed up??? lol i’ll blame it on being 2am here and being sleepy

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Give your head a proper wobble, lad…

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Haha… United Pensioners Club… And they pay 10 million Euros as agent fees same as the fee we paid for Robertson… And he is on more than 10 million pounds a year on two year deal… Hicks and Gillet who were terrible will be legends compared to Glazers…

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If they signed Cavani in the end, they are at least not as stupid as I think they are. Although it remains to be seen how successful Cavani will be. The player is a fantastic player but this club and managers had been butchering the careers of the best of players

What a joke of a club. Won’t be long till we get this announcement.

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