The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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It’s Darren Ole Fletcher. They want some continuity

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So, DDG can finally save penalties again, but can’t stop balls from open play. Pretty good trade off!

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‘’ Afterwards Solskjær was asked where things were going wrong. Honestly, you may as well have asked him to explain the internal combustion engine. “That’s human beings,” he said in response to a question about why so many garlanded footballers were playing so drastically within themselves, and from his perspective it probably is that bafflingly simple. Humans. They play football. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose. Either way, enjoy it.”

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But in all seriousness. Fuck off Watford, wtf were you thinking. Reading all these Ole has been sacked is depressing stuff. I think it’s only fair he gets to have a save his job game against Chelsea to prove himself, and then another against Arsenal, and another after that at the very least. He’ll turn it around.

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Please do the needful for a boyhood liverpool fan people.

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He doesn’t even speak English. Just imagine the grief he’s gonna be getting from our press if it doesn’t go smoothly. (Which it won’t.)

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FIFY :rofl:

So they are putting Fletcher and Carrick (which one is it ?) in charge of the first team while keeping the rest of the coaching team in place. (Phelan and the Irish fella.) Zidane hasn’t committed yet , and even if he does , would presumably not have his own coaching staff ready to come in. This story has plenty of potential for even more hilarity yet. It’s the Utd way.

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Surely this guy is going to be sacked today

Does Zidane even sprak Englisch?

Never mind hé does not :upside_down_face:

Imagine the epic idiocy by the man utd board. Conte was available and Ole was persisted with after tbe Liverpool game. Now they are chasing zidane who seemingly has no inclination to work in the premier league or they’ve to go for Bodgers for whom the fanbase will never accept considering his Liverpool links.

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He is according to various reports.

It’s gets better though as Darren Fletcher is taking over while they find a manager.

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:rofl:

That’s going to be a 5 year contract to him.

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“Let me give you a push out of the door” or “Tag! My turn!”

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Purely on the board though. It was clear from the beginning itself that Ole wasn’t capable to manage any premier league club , let alone a club of the stature of Man Utd.

There goes his chance of managing any premier league club after this. No club owner will take a punt on him now.

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Ideally Fletcher/Carrick take them on a 10 game winning streak which makes the board give them a long term contract…… rinse repeat

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Flerrick at the Wheel? :sob: :rofl:

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