The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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Yes, please.

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They haven’t a clue…

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IS IT FUCKING CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!

Bruce as gaffer and Ed to stay on…

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Edit…The only way it could get funnier would be them asking Ed to stay on and Bruce as interim then bring in Fat Sam or Pullis in the summer…

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I think we’d better start a stroke watch for Goldbridge…I am concerned.

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I feel for his techy bloke. He might not have a foggiest about what’s going on.

EDIT - from the Caf…

The turd that won’t flush

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Did you forget about Mario Balotelli ?

Yes, Bruce as head coach and Yorke as his assistant.

Brilliant. :joy:

What’s the odds on Ed reappointing Ole as the best candidate found after an exhaustive search. :rofl:

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What are the odds on Ronaldo to move to City in January?

Ole back to the wheel?
Haha, only slightly better than me getting astronaut wings.

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Super Mario was super motivated, just about weird fucking things, like fireworks and trampolines.

It is safe to say that the Caf is not as thrilled by this news as we are…

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Errrm, that may well be your thing, but not all of us would want to see that! :rofl:

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When will it end?!?!?!

I have a shitload of work to do today!!!

This and Boris cancelling Christmas going forward would be a fair trade off in my view

Laughing at posters on Cafe can be considered work? :flushed:

Any jobs going, and how do I apply?

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Ozil!

I’m betting on Maguire becoming player interim manager! :rofl: