The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

I’m leaving it as is. :rofl: They are as evidently quite as clueless as that.

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Well its been a shit day so far, but this makes me feel a bit better.

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Maguire not directly involved in second minute gaol action shock. Sorry did I just misspell goal.

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1-1 means fuck all this season.

He’s the guy who talks like he’s a star but isn’t really a star. (Did have a good impact between January and July, mind.)

Lelz. but sHAw > RobeRTSon ggmuuuu

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Dan James just cyncially hacked down St Maxim and then stood over him in a “have some that, you C***” type pose. He then also decided it was reasonable to complain about his booking.

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This is utterly pathetic.

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Pathos and poetic justice

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newcastle job… done.
#Keeping_Ole_IN

Fernandes quickly dropped the little jump before a penalty kick, eh?

:joy:

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We just need THAT win against PSG and everyone can settle down for the season, maybe even for the next one too. :heart_eyes:

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Good win for them before they get their arse kicked against the French cheats,

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I didn’t realise Ander Herrera was a comedian.

Here is his latest gag about former teammate Paul Pogba.

Paul has got everything. There is no other like him, One on one, box to box, he has everything to win the Ballon D’Or if his club fights for the major trophies.

I shouldn’t laugh. Ander clearly has some sort of brain injury.

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Pogba wins Ballon D’or if his club fights for major trophies. :arrow_right:
Pogba is not winning Ballon D’or. :arrow_right:
Man Utd are a small club who don’t fight for major trophies.

Hey! Ander is smart and taking a subtle dig at united. Hashtag Ander in, hashtag you go Ander.

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Paul Pogba is as good as prime Joe Allen. He should have had a proper nick by now. Take your pick from the shortlist:

  1. The French Allen
  2. The Dabbing Joe

3.Not the Pogba that plays for France.

  1. The poor mans Joe Allen
  1. The poor manc’s Joe Allen

Ole apparently has made Bruno the captain for tonight,that’ll show Bruno who the real boss is,Ole is such a soft cunt it’s hilarious.

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