Check your privilege, sir. We ALWAYS want United to lose. Burnley are still like as not to get relegated, even if (when) they win tonight.
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They are playing the Mancs.
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How about a 1-1 draw and the play so bad that both their fans boo their respective teams and dyche gets sacked.
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Providing it’s a bloodbath I don’t care which side has enough players remaining to declare victory.
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Ronaldo and Fernandes, straight red cards will do nicely.
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Nah, 22 player brawl resulting in all players getting red cards with Ronaldo suffering a chipped fingernail, Bruno a split end in his hair, Rashford a sudden concience and realisation that he is surrounded by cunts and Pogba finding out that he is actually rather shite at football.
Follow that with a pot noodle and you have the perfect evening
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After the game, Cavani slipping and dunking his testicles in a piping hot cup of pot noodles ( Bombay Bad Boy variety)
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Man Utd to produce a stunning 9-0 win,
with world class performances, from Pogba, Slabhead, and Ronaldo, who all score hatricks
all 3 to be given new and improved contracts lasting 5 years
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Surely after such a display, they would be deserving of 10 year contracts on £1B p/w each
Yes apologies I was waiting for a coffee and the order came up before I could add anything.
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Would that be before or after an endorsement from Ferdinand?
Slap that table bitch
It’s usually what happens isn’t it and then they go and lose the week after to someone else, they’ve got Soton on Saturday.
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Ronaldo on the bench. Here hoping for another shit show 
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No worries blud, I stepped up for you, innit? Y’unnastan?
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Steaky piss is the worst. Served with Arse Gravy at Old Toilet.
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A bag of steaky piss tho 
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Only if their tills are working.
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now that saying is used by the Parramatta Bulldogs in the NSW rugby league in Sydney. fucking wankers.
Sorry bud, missed this. But no good point is ever badly served by being made twice 
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