The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

I do think that pogba is gifted with amazing physical attributes. But as we see in most competitve team sports , lack of mental facilities and grit often override the other pluses.

Pogba or the certain someone on TAN

It goes further than that

Silvestre and Welbeck as well.

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Auba till the contract extension was a very good premier league striker. Doesnt help that he went to pieces after though.

But they still have nicholas pepe

Only just seen that this happened.

About feckin time. They do this every week!

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It’s mainly Bruno penandes isn’t it. He spends most of his time whinging.

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I remember Anthony Taylor laughing at him when he was in charge of our game.

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Seems that Harry Maguire is the mole and the leak and we have a most beautiful civil war on their hands. Shame.

Bill Hader Popcorn GIF by Saturday Night Live

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“Man Utd face out of form Ath Madrid”…

Anyone want to tell the commentator on this match?

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Maguire is crap, which is the main thing undermining his role as captain.

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Fight Kangaroo GIF

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Split between wanting Atletico to win or United to win.

If United win, I hope they draw against us in the quarters.

If Atletico win, I hope they face bayern.

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Yeah…wouldn’t mind Utd in the QF…would be a guaranteed SF berth.

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I don’t like facing english teams in this comp. Takes some of the glamour away. I’d much rather United to get knocked out asap anyway.

As for Atleti, though they can give any team a tough game, we have played them so many times recently, that I’d fancy Klopp now has the know-how of what needs to be done.

In the group games, we set out with a clear plan of how to avoid getting mired down in the dark arts from them, and played on our terms.

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I would just hope we avoid Chelsea as we already have them in the Kangaroo Cup.

Each round I just want us to progress with as little fuss as possible. United are by far the worst team left in the competition so I would be happy to face them, yet equally I hope United go out at the earliest opportunity, so in this case I prefer Atletico to win.

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Chelsea probably is the only english club i would be concerned about facing.

Not too fussed about city and united.

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Does the united dressing room resemble a reality tv drama show or what ?

Shit cant get anymore real than this.

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This.

Kim kardashian probably wishes she could get this publicity