The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Allows Man Utd to win the transfer window again

Only if Everton get relegated

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I doubt they will be spending anything this summer

The other just Ouzos

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In before Lewandowski signs for £400k p/w, scores two against Huddersfield on the opening day then goes 14 games without a goal and is loaned back to Bayern in January where he scores 22 in 16 games.

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The Caf are looking forward to a crunch game against top-4 rivals Spurs:

Some of the replies are gold!!

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Twas but three years ago, I said I’d be worried if they got Poch.

I’m no longer worried - and it’s not because I’ve lost respect for Poch.

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Watching events at Chelski quite closely…
Tuch seems a better fit for Old Toilet than Poch…

Because he is a massive hypocrite?

Don’t think either would be successful at Old Toilet because there are a lot of deep rooted issues there…
Tuchel seems to be on the same page as the ‘all stars’ he would inherit… Would be fun watching him take on the press when things don’t go well… where as Poch wants to be everyone’s friend

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I’m not sure what’s funnier…the fact that the more goals he scores the harder it will be to punt him (as @Limiescouse noted yesterday), or the fact that the Caf is now embroiled in a shit-fight between those who have been saying he’s a liability and those who have been suckling the CR7 GOAT teet the entire time.

There is even a line of argument suggesting Bruno and Ronaldo cannot play together.

It is a deadset fucking shambles down there and you just love to see it.

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This was Ronaldo at Juve…… wouldn’t surprise if he knocks in the winner on Tuesday and then he will disappear for a month or so.

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I’m sorry to say again it’s Ralfeh….

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United out of the CL…Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Stay classy, Mancs.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1503857336368119814

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YOU.
HATE.
TO.
SEE.
IT.

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First time in 16 years Ronaldo won’t win a trophy.

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They fluked that Europa League trophy too…managed to get through the whole tournament without facing anyone decent.

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