The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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To be fair to Goldbridge he isn’t simply saying its not because they don’t spend. He blames them for not managing the club letting things carry on as usual.

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Goldbridge is an intelligent fellow, apart from being hilarious!

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He’s a grifter. Which is normally hate, but he’s grifting manc fans, so I’ll allow it.

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That porky pig fellow will have a heart attack if he carries on with his match reactions the way he has been

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The state of this fuck-knuckle…he’s a regular Obi-Wan…

You are basically in the semi final of Fa cup and quarter final of CL. Depends on the draw. If u avoid City/Bayen , then u will be in semi final.

Wining 9 league games in a row is not impossible as u have done it a few times .

With Chelsea having no fans in grounds and City’s inconsistent form of late…

this is the an amazing chance to do the quadruple. If u don’t do it, it will be close to a failure from the position you are now.

Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me, boy.

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Also-ran …

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Imagine the reaction if Curtis Jones did this :hushed:

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Bruno is a little shit isn’t he? I just realised that I meant that in more ways than one.

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He has to be the whiniest little cunt that I’ve ever seen on a football field. I got the impression last night that everyone was relieved when he got subbed off.

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So, the red mancs are out of it?

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He was still whining at full time, throwing a tantrum on the pitch, the attention seeking little prick.

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Why was he moaning? What’s the point? They weren’t going to win it.

Part of me wanted them in the CL.

I want more European games with them, the 15/16 duel (only one in history!) wasn’t enough.

But who cares, let them rotten. There are other brilliant challenges to get excited about.

Their approach to Old Trafford is indicative of the problem. They inherited the best football stadium in the country and in 15 years have barely spent a penny on the upkeep to the point that their newly stated commitment to fix the issues with the stadium include potentially ripping the whole bastard down such is the state of disrepair.

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I suspect the Glazers are baffled that they cannot get the city of Manchester to build them a new one, and are still grappling with the idea that they can’t ‘move the franchise’

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Disney Just Say No GIF by BrittDoesDesign

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It really is a shame that match made in heaven with Ralfie, that squad and the United ex-player pundits will eventually come to an end. :weary:

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Will it though? Wouldnt the most Utd thing ever be to dally over finding a permanent hire and just stick with Ralfie…immediately after ignoring his recommendations on player personnel and resigning Ronaldo and Pogba.

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You’re right I was approaching this somewhat rationally, which was a mistake.
I do somewhat admire the dedication to not just sheer quantity of c@@tishness, but wide variety in c@@tishsness.