The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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What a bunch of absolute fucking clowns. Someone would not be doing their job if Nagelsmann was not on the list, but he should have been put on it as the longest of long shots who would almost certainly unobtainable such that spending more than about 20 seconds thinking about is also a reflection of someone not doing their job.

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So he’ll only move to a club “primed to lift silverwear”? He’s just Pep 2.0. This is why the Pep being better than Jürgen shouts pi55 me off so much.
IMO there are managers in lower leagues and foreign leagues who have ‘achieved’ more than Pep.

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Only in his first season at Bayern, understandable if he doesn’t want to walk to United. There’s enough time for him to complete his job at Bayern and move to England.

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Would rather us take a punt on our own Pep tbh

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:heart_eyes:

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Surprised that nobody picked up on this gem from the BBC gossip column this morning:

Manchester United want Everton and Brazil forward Richarlison.

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The caf are currently trying to convince themselves that he’s exactly the sort of player they need.

:joy::joy::joy:

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I was just suprised he’s only 24. Feels like he’s been stinking the place up for the best part of a decade.

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Loads of career ending tackles in him yet.

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scared homer simpson GIF

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How much is being quoted, I saw a rumour they want £85m for Maguire unless the decimal point was out of place.

The only team who would buy him for that is Utd.

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.85m is surely what was meant

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The Caf are looking forward to their upcoming match against Leicester at Old Trafford:

Richarlison joining an 8th placed team from an 18th placed one…again

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They’ve only gone and given Toothy Joe a new 5 year contract and put him on 240k per week. Even though his contract already ran until 2026 and he’s been shite for the last 18 months.

Anyone concerned about them bringing in Ten Hag needs to hold their water - they are still an absolute shambles of a club and no manager in the world can change that.

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