I’ve wetted myself dry!
Thanks and no thanks to you. 
Right…what stupid shit have they done today that I’ve missed and need to laugh at??
They’re seriously considering a bid for Richarlison.
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And who do they have in the CL this week?
Please let this come true.
From your lip to God’s ear, hermano…
Well it is important to Richarlison’s career that he continues to play for a club that will reward him for dirty tackles and cheap shots on Liverpool players.
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Fixed that for you.
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Eloquence personified. And the essence of the man captured perfectly 
Well done Peaches, a wordsmith!
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I see you’re back on the Alice train again @PeachesEnRegalia.
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Go on give me the punch line. How much? 
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Never got off it m8.
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News breaking in a few places that Ten Hag is set to be announced.
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That will be his funeral.
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Getting this in now - he’ll be the next Andre Villas-Boas.
Quote me on this.
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To be fair to ETH though, It’s not as if he’s going to get a chance to manage a better team. This could be his only chance.
There are plenty of managers who would jump to manage a club like Man Utd. But none of them are really top managers. To think that they had the chance to sign Conte and still didn’t go ahead , that’s boggling
I liked LVG. The Man Utd job was too big for him given the shambles that they were behind the scenes. But he’s been a good manager for most of his clubs (Although one who always had problems with some of his players)
The trouble is, ETH is coming into a shitshow of a squad/club structure, but he himself has an inordinate amount of hype surrounding him. When these next two seasons invariably end with United winning fuck all, they will start to turn on him. the club is a poisoned chalice, and will be for the foreseeable.
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