The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

The Ten Hags club with Eric at the wheel

Manchester: Finally, Ten Hags has Cum

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Give it to Steve Bruce

The other one is Wankcheater.
Need some differentiation. :grin:

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Couldn’t read the article beyond the first paragraph - does anyone know what he said? Worry that he’s publicly identified conditioning; hopefully the other candidates have a better just bring in a ’ few more top lads, like’ approach which the board decide seems easier than sacking off all their insta stars

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ETH is way way more capable than that perpetually corner-turning clown, so should be elevated from merely being roadbound.
Let him take to the air. Eric at the yoke or Eric at the stick*. :slightly_smiling_face:

*Note: the 2 major airliner manufacturers; Boeing and Airbus use the yoke and the stick respectively to control the movement of their airplanes.

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Goldbridge has announced it is happening, his channel has pretty much turned into a Chaturbate room as he pleasures himself online.

If the deal falls over I will probably shit my pants from laughing.

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That really, really didn’t take long!

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£250m for those two??

Why would either want to go from a E/L team to a midtable team not in Europe?

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There are lists of 8-9 players on some Twitter threads.

“If we buy just half of these players we will win the title with Ten Haag”.

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I hope it happens. Theyll turn out to be similar purchases to Maguire, Ronaldo, Sancho and put United further in the hole. The money has to run out at some point. Imagine United fighting relegation like the Blues :drooling_face:

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Big deal, You do that anyway with any Goldbridge whinge.

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TAN, come for the football chat. Stay for the education. :+1::nerd_face:

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Watch the manures drag ETH down to their level.

No.

He makes me piss myself.

He did the same for Rangnick as well, and look how that’s turning out.

Fact is United are an absolute omnishambles of a club, and a new manager (coming into the PL for the first time) isn’t going to change that overnight.

My prediction is he’ll be gone by this time next year. He’s a good manager it seems but they’d need to be willing to be patient and give him time to shape the squad how he wants, which he absolutely will not get if results aren’t stellar from the off.

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Oh hello, ZB.

It is nice to see you!

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At least Donny will have a chance to play for United next season (after he helps the Ev go down), under Ten Hag