The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Bwahahahahahaha.

Just how shit do you have to be to lose to Everton?

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Bafflingly so.

A new low for these cunts.

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Never forget…

Bellend!

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Ferdinand banging on as if Utd have just played us :rofl: :rofl: Everton are fucking shit pal.

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The Office Reaction GIF by NETFLIX

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There was a reason why he was consulting in Moscow.

If Everton stay up, I’m almost certain that next season they both go down. Almost.

How shit does one have to be to lose to this pile of shit

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Maybe, but it’s also an example of how Utd just keep setting people up to fail. It is already a squad full of key players far more interested in themselves than in the collective. What Utd did with Ralf’s appointment was assign a substitute teacher to a class full of misbehaving kids.

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Is it true??

Did they just get done by Everton??

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Truth GIF

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Hahaha

Dwight Fart Schrute.

Goldbridge riffing on the concept of a ‘donkey sanctuary’ in the intro to his match reaction.

lol

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Alice called, @PeachesEnRegalia

She wants to know why you’re blanking her on fb.

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Man, I’d sooooo enjoy disappointing her. You know she’d talk dirty, too. “Is it in?” “What are you doing?” “Was that it?”

randymarshcum.gif

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I hope Man Utd get the third tier of European football. It’s so crap I can’t even remember what it is called. But that’s what I want them to qualify for. They need a midweek distraction next season to hinder more coaching sessions with a better coach, as presumably they try to build up and go for top four.

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FIFY.

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She looks ready for you Peaches. That naked under the cardy look could be all the rage.

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Yeah, the absolute pinger I got seeing that and hearing her talk about North Korea. She pushes every one of my buttons.