Who?
Holt? Ronaldo? the DJ?
Who is the bellend?
Yes.
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All three
I’d quite happily take Sancho off their hands for a whopping discount then watch them squirm when he starts banging them in.
Yeah that would be good.
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Even at a discount he’d be a very expensive 6th choice.
I had £10m in mind as a fee. Feels about right to me.
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Do I dare watch Match of the Day tonight?
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I’ll be watching. I want to see the Soton debacle.
Not sure I could stomach an Everton win and a Chelsea one to be honest.
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Don’t you mean a Man U loss and a victory for a team who aren’t as good as us?
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Man Utd with a sort of ‘we’re not sure we’re getting the Europa, and we definitely don’t want to be in the conference league’ type performance.
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As I said earlier I was looking for a way for both teams to lose at the same time. Never came to be so my evening is tinged with a hint of disappointment
If Palace win the cup and West Ham don’t win the UEL, United can avoid European football even coming 7th I think. Although letting Wolves past them would be the safer tactic
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Raphael Varane are heading for a first season without Champions League football since they were 17 years old. 
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Not so fast… who knows what’s next for Ronaldo.
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I think if Palace make the final they get a European spot, the finalists used to if the other two teams had made the CL.