The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

His frustration at not being able to do what he used to do, added to finding himself in one of the shittest teams ever, is turning into anger.

hahahahaha

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But zero guilt I bet for not putting any effort in.

He’s leading by example.

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Ronnie is just entitled. He’s used to his team mates carrying him (w.r.t defensive contributions and other things like feeding him the ball etc)… Now he realizes that the team is just shit and also probably that his level has dipped appreciably as well.

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If the Foxes win today, and take maximum points from their games in hand, they’ll be just 5 behind the dross from Old Toilet with 7 games to play.

Leicester!!!

Leicester have been FUCKING DREADFUL this season.

Imagine if they overtook them…

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I’d rather have Man Utd in the conference league. Atleast that’s one tournament that Ronnie can win that Mo can’t.

Carry On Mood GIF

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Hey @PeachesEnRegalia, I’ve just been watching our game against City on a stream and received a message from Alice.

I didn’t answer cause I know where my bread is buttered.

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Are you sure it’s your bread that is buttered?

Well I know not to get in the way of the mighty @PeachesEnRegalia but I can’t help it if there’s an Alice out there that seems to like me. She sent me loads of messages, like every minute or so, and they all seemed to have pictures.

I stuck to my guns and resisted.

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The Caf’s “Tanking the Season” thread. Post of the decade:

You’re overthinking this.

I don’t even think this group of players is capable of losing deliberately.

They would probably fail at that as well.

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The way he moves! :rofl:

Always good to watch this once in a while…

Ah, back in the glory years when they could manage a draw against Everton.

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Hand-ball on Calvert-Lewin? Hand-ball on Calvert-Lewin?

Let’s not forget it was not just Ferdinand

Here is what the BBC pundits predicted

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Beckford hasn’t a scooby doo.:zipper_mouth_face:

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Lol at all the Chelsea and United wankfests

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Have to say the mom has a point? Time for all entitled footballers to be brought down a peg or two.

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