The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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John Terry will prob keen to assist Giggs then!

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In the animal comparison stakes, I’d go for ferret. My mate had a pair once we used to use for rabbit hunting; the blonde one always used to crease its face and bite you then at other times, give you a little squirt of piss. I presume this is what Goldbridge does, but we’ll have to wait a long time for a Manure success to see him piss.

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Pochard incoming apparently…but not before Satdee…

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So it goes…

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utd to smash the bitters and utd’s season will be back on track.

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‘Pochard’ was autocorrect btw…

Quite like it, but.

Keep.

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So will Everton’s

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It’s also a type of duck.

Your autocorrect tells us a lot about your private life…

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‘Instanbul’ :rofl:

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Still no replacement lined up for Woodward?

Oh yeah… he’s the one making football decisions. :joy:

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Sorry dude…

But yeah…it’s coming.

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I want Utd to beat Everton for two reasons.

  1. I hate the blueshite more than the Mancs, only just, but still more and I want them to continue their slide down the league.
  2. A win or better still a convincing win, might just keep Ole in his job, guaranteeing the Mancs will win fuck all. I don’t want Ole sacked!
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Understandable. In this awful work climate, after a year unemployed you’d just take any job.

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And Boudica?

I assume she would approve of the massacre that you’re hoping for?

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Is that legit? Oh lordy.

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