The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Did anyone hear that??

Sound like a grown man sobbing in the distance…

Oh…right…it’s Goldbridge.

McTominay must be starting.

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Looking at the starting lineups, I’m getting worried.

Everton look the better side; they might win this and cause Ole to get the boot.

And we definitely do not want that.

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I reckon they’re certainties.

That Utd side is decidedly shite!

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When Ole gets the boot… it should come after a thrashing inflicted upon them at Anfield…
But hey-ho… not for a season or two…
Will also give McGuire a chance to put on another 20kg in weight…

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Not the drugs, just whatever @Scott.Jones is smoking.

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Oh dear…

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I’m not sure if it’s Everton reverting to mean but where would Man United be without Fernandes? The best signing they’ve made since De Gea. He reminds me of Suarez 2012-2014 in that aspect, they have a few really good players but they would be unrecognisable without him. Constantly popping up in good positions, supreme confidence on the ball, scores, assists… And dives, too! But a quality player nonetheles.

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Ole steadying the ship !
#Ole_IN

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Yes I think you’re right :laughing:

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Yes I agree I wanted us to sign him but since we bought Jota I think we have bought a much better player and cheaper

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Ole has to be given 5 more years after this

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Ole in, you say?

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Pub team game that was,utd’s pub team was better.

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Yep, Rio will be demanding a new contract for him now.

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Man United seem to have a disease called OLE-19. Easy to catch, apparently, and difficult to get rid of, hopefully. Its symptoms come and go. Patient gets sick, recovers, feels good for a while, then relapses into symptoms of listlessness and lack of coordination.

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:joy:
Ole-99 seems more fitting. Where would he be without that goal. That’s the ground zero!

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Ole :rofl:

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I think it’s fairly well-known he supported LFC growing up.

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Not sure why but I think traditionally there is a huge Reds fanbase in all of Scandinavia.

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I know it is but this is the Ole thread so i thought it was topical and I just seen it today. Maybe i should take it down?

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