The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

obviously taken before 2005,
when we had only won 4 European cups

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All he needs is a P in front of his fingers.

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One week he is getting three wins in a row the next he loses all three and that’s the problem.

And now the BBC are talking about him surviving again, FFS. And that’s the problem, we know he isn’t good enough but

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Looked and sounded like a right soft cunt after their win,sobbing whilst sneakily avoiding any notion of the massive fucking hole they’re in,it was hilarious.

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390 outfield players have played at least one minute in the Premier League this season. 218 of them have produced at least one shot on target. Anthony Martial is not one of them. :flushed:

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This is similar to the formation they use against me in football manager, but less adventurous as they have more players centrally here…

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If anyone needs a pick me up:

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Mason Greenwood’s trending…

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I’d swap the Spurs and Chelsea fans.

Otherwise, sound as a pound.

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Alright, Aldo?

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image

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I don’t get it

Surely that’s Eric cantona, not Saddam Hussein.

And surely they’ve met before

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Probably because of the resemblance.

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OR…

Homeless Man Offered Free Haircut and Shave by Smarmy Bastard…!

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“Hackers broke through United’s defence systems”

Not the first time their defence has failed.

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Blue loonies are sure to blame Liverpool. I doubt that we had the passwords this time through, plus they don’t have anything worth taking.

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