The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

They will feel that they can do the same thing in Manchester, because they’re stupid as fuck. Like when Trump thought that the US government could just default on their debts like his businesses do. Same shit.

I’d love to see them try something similar.

They own Old Trafford, so the local council will no doubt tell them to fuck right off - You own it, so if you want to upgrade/rebuild/repair it then you can fucking pay for it

Andy Burnham would laugh at that I feel.

Reports surfacing that Ronaldo has told United he wants to leave this summer…

Where have I heard this before…

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The times reporting that he wants to play in the CL.

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I do wonder who takes him though, contracts going be high. He comes with a fee this time out.

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Chelseas new owner seems interested in wasting his money

Sky Sports reporting that Ronaldo wants to leave Man U. Wants CL football

PSG might take a punt on him if only for their sport-washing purposes. There will be a certain attraction to being able to boast having Ronaldo, Messi, Mbappe, Neymar. Also, the # of merchandise sales.

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PSG swap for Neymar

Hope he doesn’t leave! United are surely enjoying paying a big star and his mobility, how he brings the best out of those around him and all round attitude really make him perfect for a club with conference league ambitions.

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Rings a bell :thinking:

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Duck Dynasty Laugh GIF by DefyTV

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Should have thought that before joining.

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Would utd expect a fee for him?

I’d love to see high pressing game with Neymar and Fernandes in the side.

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On the beeb now

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Him and Messi in the same changing room I think the place would combust.

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