The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Ken: As a Newcastle fan I’d like us to put in a cheeky bid for Harry Maguire…then just give him to Sunderland.

:0)

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When did they appoint Andy Parsons as the new manager?

Looks more like Parsons Nose

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Nine Hags left

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Brighton should have had a stone wall penalty and Martinez sent off so could have been 0 - 3.

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They lost at home - surely that counts for two Hags lost.

Eight Hags left!!!

Oh they will lose enough to have no Hags left even without doubling it up based on this.

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It’s 3 points lost, so 7 Hags remaining.

Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, Plan D. Desperation!

-Mark Goldbridge, 2022

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ten Hag really wanted to show who was boss by placing Ronaldo on the bench. Backfired on him with the false nine.

Sets it up for a nice power play between the two of them.

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When does the window close as I can see that playing out til then.

End of day on Sep 1st. There are 4 more games to fit in before then

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8 years on from letting him go, countless millions spent, and Danny Welbeck would be United best centre forward if he was still there.

Comical

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The club with arguably the highest legitimate income in the world starts the game with a guy that literally died a few years ago (no offence Christian, just stating fact).

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How I’ve missed him.

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Utd fans fighting among themselves at ot today. :clap::clap:

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Tic Tac Head Ten taking off McFred to keep the dynamic duo fresh for our game against them :0)

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