Wait, Marko Arnautovic? 
F*ckin ell, this just gets better and better.
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HAHAHAHA just got home fully expecting United to win – derping, not playing well – so this is amazing. Just like 2014 when they had a good preseason and lost the first game at home with a Dutch manager.
- Also, we are still above them
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“Things you thought were Onion headlines”
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Rejected by Arnautovic telling Bologna he won’t agree to join them.
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Different rules today when Brighton should have been awarded a penalty.
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& Mctominnay shouldv’e seen red.
Oh well at least they can hold onto that 4-0 pre season win over us, that’s what counts.
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“Old Trafford staff try to prevent fans from leaving early”
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Reporting for duty, sir!!!
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Nuthin from nuthin, but I’d tongue Alice’s fartbox.
Don’t you judge me.
You are begging to be judged on that…
Your John Lennon moment!!
Have you still not made any progress,even with all the help you’ve been given?
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‘Dave gawn rite froo us.’
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It’s a marathon, not a sprint. By this time next season she’ll be sitting on my face while commentating on United’s third match in the Championship.
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Just the first 10 seconds 
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Basically endorses what LvG have said, MU is a commercial entity and not a sporting entity.
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