WTF is this??? Do they want to blend in with the pitch??? 
So you’re saying it’s written in the stars?
Just hope @SBYM doesn’t steal your thunder. He does that, he’s got history.
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They are getting their excuse in early for not being able to pass the ball to each other.
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He’s a light fingered shit!!
No offense @SBYM
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If you told the kids of today that story, they wouldn’t believe you.
What’s that, Dortmund from the 90’s.
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That has several connotations and none of them are desirable.
You must live in a part of the world where the women are extremely unattractive.
Moving to a new city would open your eyes to real female beauty and cause you to realise that this Man U bird is average at best.
My therapy sessions cost 100 (insert currency here) an hour, but that was a freebie.
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ManU are a broken club. There were long stretches in the match where they showed zero confidence in their game. Once they got their tails up, they were much better. But you can see the weight of expectations just crushing the squad.
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The problem with this is that I - along with my esteemed colleague @SBYM - an a fat ugly cunt with an objectionable personality. Alice feels attainable to me. I can’t wait to be a disappointment to her.
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Yes, on 0-2 their fragility was pretty clear, seemed like a few heads went completely. There’s probably so many negative experiences now in that squad, over a long time. Little resilience, combined with a way of playing many of their players maybe aren’t familiar with. So when things go wrong, perhaps it’s easy for heads to drop rather than keep going.
If we get the first goal when we play them in a couple of weeks, and put in a normal performance, it could be another bad day for them.
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Reminds me of a Gary Delaney one liner. A girl asked me for sex once, I had to disappoint her. We had sex.
Are they about to sign Rabiot?
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They’ve agreed a deal with Juve and are negotiating with Rabiot’s mum on personal terms. They’re also going back in with an improved bid for known racist and all around cunt Marko Arnautovic.
I’m now convinced that the Glazers, Richard Arnold, and John Murtough are all scousers.
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Rabiot is such a united panic buy. He is apparantly hard work and a wanker. Should fit right in.
Arnautovic…another one that is cunty.
United doing united.
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I’m sure she’s used to disappointment.
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Exactly my point mate. I’m well in. Just lay me on my back with a breathe-rite strip holding my nostrils open.
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Utd haven’t a clue what they’re doing, they need strikers & they go for CB’s and midfielders lol.
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Maybe McFred combo are yet undiscovered attacking gems.