The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

We are having a laugh is correct.

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How do you do those quotes?? I was looking yesterday but couldn’t find it.

Copy text you want to quote from anywhere - use the " (Blockquote) button in the reply box (>Blockquote appears) and replace the word Blockquote by pasting the copied text instead

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It’s the blockquote I use from mobile. To the right of hyperlink, you have a double quotation mark symbol, and everything after > gets quoted.

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Top 5 players in the league:

Bruno: undebatable
Greenwood: generational talent
DDG: he’d be Alisson if it wasn’t for Lindelof
Maguire: he’s be VVD if it wasn’t for Lindelof
AWB: old school

Honorable mention : Pogba because France

Not that far away from 15th with that

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Thanks @Colossal_centre_back and @Werder4life

Embarrassing thing is I actually tried that function but couldn’t figure it out.

Here are some emojis intended to imply I had my finger up my arse.

:peach: :point_left:t2:

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Oh my god. :rofl: :joy: :rofl: :joy: Ypu know it’s coming and that’s what makes it amazing.

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i had to switch streams about four times, and didn’t have sound in the first half

did have sound when neville wailed about the pen for ten minutes–just curious, for those who did watch the first half with the sky commentary, did neville have a go at fernandes for rolling around as if he was shot?

All joking aside, that Lindelof is genuinely fucking useless, and the chump stood next to him isn’t much better.

Yes, I heard Goldbridge in that link that was put up in the Thiago thread to his podcast that he thought that was what the owners where doing and questioned why they just didn’t splash out while they were already in top 4.

I do wonder though if this is a case of the numbers being a little misleading. If you are in top 4 then perhaps you can get the players you want without having to spend as much.

For perspective, look at what Ole did when down to Seville in the EL semi…down and he didnt turn to subs until well past the 80th minutes. I dont mean that as a criticism, but a measure of how little faith he has in the players he has to work with. And how were those options bolstered this summer? By buying him a player you simply cant get on the pitch at the same time as his captain and other best performing signing.

I looked at their bench today and thought it didnt look bad. The problem was I looked at their XI and thought it was shit. And that’s the problem. The lads on the bench arent bad if they’re 16-17th option. The issue is the lads on the pitch are no better.

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I love the Goldbridge melt downs. Almost as much as seeing Utd lose.

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To be honest who is at fault, Man Utd can’t nesscary blame spending as they’ve spent more than us.

It’s not a well run club but saying oh let’s buy Sancho, they should start looking at the team as a whole, that defence was woeful.

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Howling…

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What a fuckin wanker

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One gem from Redcafe

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‘Swivel on it’ is a strong early contender for quote of the season.

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Now come on!!! Not even this young sensation?

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