The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

If I said yes, would you believe it or not?

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Is cherry Welsh for sherry? Asking for a friend.

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Could be! I’m having a bad day, I could do with a sip, slug of either right now

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Hmm, didn’t know it was that decent.

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Not a phrase I’ve ever heard from a lady before?

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Why the question mark? Are you unsure?! :wink:

We all know @ZinedineBiscan is no lady. 100% tart.

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Damn straight.

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What kind of tart.can’t say i’ve ever had a bad tart.

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Lol, Norwegian media reports that Solskjær apologiced for being mean to Wilder but that they are off to have a glass together tonight (apparently, this was with an interview with Amazon)

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Outstandingly tight, organized defensive work from Man United today as Sheffield United just scored 28.5% of its season tally goals in today’s match. Made McGoldrick look like Aubameyang…before Arteta.

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Impressive especially since it’s Ole at the wheel.

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I fucking hate James Martin, but this shit is the bomb diggity.

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Like a good tart do you?

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Classic French recipe. Pierre Koffmann used to do a brilliant prune and armagnac tart at his three-star restaurant in Chelsea, La Tante Claire.

It’s a renowned pousse tout. :smirk:

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Rick Stein does a shit hot one also in his French Odyssey.

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Oooh yeah…

The tartier the better.

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Another Koffmann recipe to use up your Armagnac:

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You’re a closet Pogba fan aren’t you?

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For sure.

If you search my posting history for ‘Pogba’ I doubt you will find a single critical word.

Not a one.

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