The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

I know you speak many languages but I don’t think you used the correct word.
Did you mean “he’s full of shit” :innocent:

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Lingard will end up at Everton, where all the Manc has beens are put out to pasture.

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Sheffield United are trying to take him on loan in Jan.

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Hes not even a has been. More a never was.

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Not that it would’ve mattered today, but stoppage time is an absolute joke, what’s the point of it? Maddison down for the first 45 seconds of it, and the whistle goes at 94:01

This ironing is delicious and also hilarious.

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They’re a one man team,lose Bruno and they’re still completely wank.

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Big time.

He goes down for any stretch of time and they are well-and-truly fucked.

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He seemed to be playing defensive mid part-time today, too.

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He knows Harry and Victor will be in deep shite otherwise…

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Points Dropped.
Should have won.
Didnt lose.
I hate Liverpool

If anyone needs somewhere to stay these holidays, I know a place you can have rent free…

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Make sure you get @Alright_Now to do the folding.

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You should have seen the look on his face when I caught him going through my underwear drawer…

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Let me know when the second crate of oysters I sent you arrive. Enjoy!

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HAHAHAHAHA

That’s like two funnies in a month…2020 is ending with a bang for you!!!

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I had to follow this conversation…what the actual fuck??

Not that it would’ve mattered today, but stoppage time is an absolute joke, what’s the point of it? Maddison down for the first 45 seconds of it, and the whistle goes at 94:01

Legit! You can proper kill the game in stoppage time very easily.

The sooner the PL goes to 30 minute halves and time stops whenever play is not on, the better.

Are these cunts for real???

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:rofl: :rofl:

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I agree. Not only that, but this rule should be backdated.

Man U would have won nothing. Ever.

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:clap: :clap:

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It fucks my head up when i see Ole is much taller than Rodgers,shorter than a garden fucking gnome mate.

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Watch this from 8.40…

After Bruno scores he actually says, ‘We needed that. We needed that win.’

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@Semmy and @Noo_Noo

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