The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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Week long holiday for you.

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Fabinho is better at CB than Maguire and Lindelof

Good.

Now we’re getting somewhere.

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We should enjoy every minute of this dogshit time they’re having because Ole won’t be there forever,very likeable fella imo.

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer the baby faced assassin,
is certainly living up to his nickname,

he’s killing the hopes and dreams of everyone connected with Man Utd

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How much longer before he switches to us?

Hope it never happens personally.

To be honest he is right, their recruitment is shite and it’s like that across the clubs, the thing is Liverpool we’re doing it well enough even before they won a 6th Champions League and 19th league title.

OGS isn’t going turn them around but the rot is deeper set, Woodward is utterly useless and so even if they brought a Ponchettino they’d still fuck it up.

Of all these young managers I would say Arteta is probably the one who has a promising future.

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My favorite delusional page on the caf is the maguire and lindelof appreciation page. Before the season started they were saying that koulibaly and Varane were not better than slab head. Amazing how one game changed their tune on that one.

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I think they’re kind of looking at the right players but they’re stuck, but they are also trying to buy the finished article and given their position they will struggle to achieve that. Obviously they cant get them in for one reason or another. To me that means you need to look at the coach / manager/ You need to have a manager that can develop a team of promising players into something more than they are as individuals. Then you can start looking adding in the special talents.

This is where Ole will fail. He has a crop of decent young players there but they aren’t going anywhere. There’s no development, the team is disjointed and looks a bit broken. Then throw in a couple of over rated attention seekers in there and you have a massive mess to deal with. of course it’s not helped by Woodward.

In short I dont think changing Woodward really achieves everything the want.

I am of course referencing our own similar experiences.

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So many yuks in here already…and to think we haven’t even had the coke-head City thread properly fired up yet.

This is going to be a good season to be a Red.

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Remember when McTominay was about to revolutionise football and develop a Covid-19 vaccine?

Goldbridge has been pounding him relentlessly.

Him and Victor.

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As long as they’re all enjoying themselves :kissing_heart:

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Neville was hilarious the other day on commentary.

Said something like United needed to go out and sign one or two players this week, because United fans on social media would be going mad.

He’s supposed to be this one of the best pundits out there? :joy:

F*ck me, do we live in a utterly sad time or what.

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No. It’s utterly joyous :joy:

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Isn’t that what their club is all about now? I remember some years back how my Man United supporting friend constantly bragged about their financial state and overall wealth, even pulling the number of social media followers into discussion. I think he knew literally every sponsorship deal they made at the time! He’s a great guy, by the way, so it just goes on to show what kind of aura they are emanating throughout their support. Entitlement, money, social media. Long may it continue, though, I’m a huge fan of this new reality.

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:rofl:


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Yep scoring goals every 45 minutes is what we got Thiago for. A fan base that is as brilliant as their manager in charge!

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If they hadn’t acted like massive bellends all those years this wouldn’t be so goddamn glorious now.

But they did so it is.

Ps. I should add that I was living in Oz for their glory years, and even on the other side of the world they were unbearable. Can only begin to imagine what it was like here.

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Unbearable. No other word.

I might start a new career as a troll. I have a couple of targets that have gone a little quiet of late. Nice time to have a little jab

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Time for us to truly be unbearable, I say.

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