The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Are you on commission from that twat or something? :thinking:

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Tin of salmon, shirts of salmon :joy: is a Sting lyric

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…bullet header from SIR Harry Maguire :grinning:

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Woke up to that result and just had to go to Goldbridge’s post-match inquest.

Pure gold.

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Just giving the people what they want!

It has been a few months since we’ve seen a good Goldbridge rant, unfortunately…

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The best part of today is reading the disappointment on the Caf…

They actually thought they were gonna challenge City.

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Yes.

I am a small-minded, petty man.

You gotta problem with that?

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Maybe we should wait and see if we are still able to win a PL game before making fun of them.

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I knew as soon as Pogba started talking about the title last week that a very rude awakening was just around the corner.

I never for one moment thought it would come against Sheffield Utd though !

lmfao

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Nah , let’s enjoy it regardless.

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Yeah…nah…

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All this title talk stuff, and now Pogba only has a couple of days to get himself a move,

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he is employed to provide a weekly Goldridge report. It’s part of our entertainment package on here.

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Magically either United or Arsenal have lost their weekly games for years so either Goldbridge or AFTV melt. Magic entertainment and they all know it and play up to it. Good on them, great business. Sure beats Downton Abbey.

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A slight silver lining found amidst the heavy clouds… :slightly_smiling_face:

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Not while they have the caricature that is Ole at their wheels.

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They have been, and will be keeping to turn their endless corners.

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Good to see their fuckwit supporters are coping well.

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