The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Hey- if you partied as hard as @Klopptimist does, you wouldn’t know what day it is either.

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Mea Culpa :wink:

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He’s just a contorting snake!

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The match should not have been postponed but manure should have forfeited the points instead of rescheduled?

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Why were there no protests on Thursday? Probably afraid that UEFA could throw them out of the competition. Cunts.

Also, there were reports 2 days ago that 10.000 fans will show up today to protest. Enough time to prepare and not let that stuff happen.

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Don’t see how any big takeover happens at the moment.

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Did he at least answer the question everyone wants an answer to?

WTF is that hair cut?

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I dont like them, but that’s a bit of an ambush. They as an ownership group have released an official statement. Ambushing the patriarch who has the least involvement in the club while he’s out shopping and presenting his refusal to engage as a refusal to apologize is just paparazzi style attempt to fan flames.

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So what. It’s not like they are in a title race or in the race for Top4.

Ole will start de Gea, Smalling, Phil Jones, Ji-Sung Park, Ighalo, van de Beek

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Smalling plays for Roma and Park is back in South Korea.

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And…?

if they had managed their stadium properly they wouldn’t.

We had to play games like that because we were successful, they have to because the fans smashed in.

Considering they ain’t getting any punishment for it, it seems only fair, they can always give us the 3 points if they are really upset

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Too bad it’s not their next home game.

If their fans get this one postponed again we’d surely be given the three points.

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AON’s agreement expires on 30 June, which means United may struggle to strike a new deal of similar value to that proposed with THG.

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Just saw that. Hopefully these brainless creatins continue their violent thuggish attacks against the club and scare off more potential sponsors

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Theyve had a better season than us
Top 4 finish and a cup final.
Two things we won’t get or have.

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Spoken like a manc. :joy:

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Remind me to book you in for our next team motivational day.

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If they riot again on Thursday, game will be given to LFC and they will get docked points.