The TAN Alternative World Cup

Not sure if it hasn’t already been mentioned but, if not, Hollandland in 1998. Bergkamp was majestic.

Could we have Rep Ireland 1994 just for Aldo’s sweary rant?

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Already nominated.

Jesus, are you lot too lazy to read fifty-odd posts? :joy:

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Just seen your helpful summary post…

I’d like to nominate:

France 1958. (Just Fontaine and total goal feast)

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And that takes us to 32 teams.

France 1998

Spain 2010

Italy 1982

Netherlands 1990

Argentina 1978

Scotland 1978

West Germany 1974

Netherlands 1974

Brazil 1970

Netherlands 1998

Belgium 1986

Hungary 1954

Austria 1934

USSR 1986

Denmark 1986

Argentina 1986

Yugoslavia 1990

Bulgaria 1994

Argentina 2002

Uruguay 2010

Republic Of Ireland 1994

Romania 1994

Wales 1958

Iran 1998

Senegal 2002

Ghana 2010

Cameroon 1990

England 1966

Portugal 1966

West Germany 1954

Brazil 1982

France 1958

Nominations are now closed; in true FIFA style, I will now take a few days to do the group stage draw.

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In that case can I get my bribe in early so that Oireland are given a real fucking easy group: Netherlands 1990; Scotland 1978; Iran 1998?

:rofl:

Fixed.

The 1990 side was much better…

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1994 doesn’t look dated, 1990 does and I don’t remember it.

It’s my personal choice in fact it’s probably my personal highlight of world cups

Any Irishman who lived through Italia '90 would pick that side over the 1994 crew every time. There was a national obsession with the team from match 1 until the quarter final exit at the hands of Italy and (fuck) Schillaci.

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The groups have been drawn.

Here’s the usual sneak preview while I type the rest up:

Spot the Group Of Death…

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Seems about right

Mars. Sponsored by Elon Musk.

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shame Croatia 2018 missed out

how do the stages after the groups work out?

(i’m trying to workout Scotlands route to the final)

Not sure if I’m doing this right:

Group A:
Hungary 1954

Group B:
Argentina 1978

Group C:
Brazil 1970

Group D:
England 1966

Group E:
Netherlands 1974

Group F:
Netherlands 1990

Group G:
Netherlands 1998

Group H:
Argentina 1986

Not really sure how the Netherlands did so well :thinking:

You’re not. :joy:

There will be group games, where you can vote for who wins (or a draw)

At the end of the group stage, the top two qualify for the knockout stages. Just like the real tournament, but better.

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Sorry. It’s 5.45am and I’ve been up since 3

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Let’s just call my post a prediction and I’m going back to bed

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For me, it has to be the 1982 Brazil national team, who should have won the World Cup.
These guys mesmerised me, i could not move away from the tv when they were playing.

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I don’t really want to detract from the fun , and I’m sure COG won’t object , so here’s a little reminder why this thread was necessary in the first place , and possibly a little prompt to people who aren’t joining in the boycott.

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