The TAN Alternative World Cup

Someone is blatantly taking the piss here; I mean, a couple of people thinking Uruguay would beat Hungary is bad enough, but now we have votes for the USSR to beat Argentina and Iran to beat the Netherlands. :joy:

Come clean, whoever you are… and don’t try to justify it by saying that it’s just an opinion. Someone could hold the opinion that Victoria Beckham is a better author than William Shakespeare; doesn’t mean it isn’t a load of bollocks.

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Some of mine were sentimental but hey ho.

There are a couple of obviously sentimental votes in there and some recency bias.

And that all Brazil tie - 1970 Brazil are the greatest team ever. End of story.

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The only prediction I can make is there will be no draw ever in the TANAWC 2022.

Apology for the nonsensical voting from my part, I have no clue about any of those sides, so my vote is randomish or sometimes based on country names. (Go Yugoslavia!)

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Maybe by reminding what honours you can win, you all will take it more seriously.
71l30z

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Cool thread.
I now have a vested interest in two ABE campaigns

24 hours to get your votes in, peeps.

I will close the first round voting at the end of the Brazil v Serbia game tomorrow; the second round of group fixtures will be posted on Friday morning.

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Brazil 82 team is the greatest team I have ever seen, which is ironic as stated they never won it, but to watch they were just on another level , and if they were all around today in their prime , personally I think they would walk it (although England fans would disagree because they beat Iran and therefore think they are winning it )

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However, they lost in the second round matches to Italy, the eventual winners. Do we pick the winners based on who we think ought to have won or whose tactics would win out on the eventual day?

Another example of this is with the Netherlands who lost out to a talented, but arguably not as technically advanced, West German side in 1974. In fact the team I picked out, Scotland 1978, beat the Dutch in their group game but fluffed the group with poor results against lesser teams.

Yeah it’s strange how we remember different players and teams from yesteryear etc, but when I first saw zico, falco and Socrates (Oscar as well ?)…they were something else , would have loved to have seen them play in our team back in the day alongside our own greats.

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The first round of group matches has now ended. Here are the tables after round one:

Group A

Hungary 1954 1 0 0 17 7 +10 3
Scotland 1978 1 0 0 12 8 +4 3
Bulgaria 1994 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Uruguay 2010 0 0 1 7 17 -10 0

Group B

Italy 1982 1 0 0 24 0 +24 3
Argentina 1978 1 0 0 21 3 +18 3
USSR 1986 0 0 1 3 21 -18 0
Austria 1934 0 0 1 0 24 -24 0

Group C

Spain 2010 1 0 0 21 5 +16 3
Brazil 1982 1 0 0 15 9 +6 3
Brazil 1970 0 0 1 9 15 -6 0
West Germany 1954 0 0 1 5 21 -16 0

Group D

Yugoslavia 1990 1 0 0 19 5 +14 3
England 1966 1 0 0 17 8 +9 3
Cameroon 1990 0 0 1 8 17 -9 0
Ghana 2010 0 0 1 5 19 -14 0

Group E

France 1998 1 0 0 22 2 +20 3
Netherlands 1978 1 0 0 21 2 +19 3
Iran 1998 0 0 1 2 21 -19 0
France 1958 0 0 1 2 22 -20 0

Group F

Portugal 1966 1 0 0 15 9 +6 3
Netherlands 1990 1 0 0 13 7 +6 3
Romania 1994 0 0 1 7 13 -6 0
Wales 1958 0 0 1 9 15 -6 0

Group G

Argentina 2002 1 0 0 13 4 +9 3
Netherlands 1998 1 0 0 14 8 +6 3
Republic of Ireland 1994 0 0 1 8 14 -6 0
Belgium 1986 0 0 1 4 13 -9 0

Group H

Argentina 1986 1 0 0 10 7 +3 3
Denmark 1986 0 1 0 10 10 0 1
Senegal 2002 0 1 0 10 10 0 1
West Germany 1974 0 0 1 7 10 -3 0

I’ll post the second round of group fixtures in the morning.

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It appears to be significantly higher scoring than the actual world cup.

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Second round of group matches:

Group A

  • Bulgaria 1994
  • Hungary 1954
  • Draw

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  • Scotland 1978
  • Uruguay 2010
  • Draw

0 voters

Group B

  • Argentina 1978
  • Austria 1934
  • Draw

0 voters

  • USSR 1986
  • Italy 1982
  • Draw

0 voters

Group C

  • Spain 2010
  • Brazil 1970
  • Draw

0 voters

  • Brazil 1982
  • West Germany 1954
  • Draw

0 voters

Group D

  • England 1966
  • Ghana 2010
  • Draw

0 voters

  • Cameroon 1990
  • Yugoslavia 1990
  • Draw

0 voters

Group E

  • France 1998
  • Netherlands 1978
  • Draw

0 voters

  • France 1958
  • Iran 1998
  • Draw

0 voters

Group F

  • Portugal 1966
  • Netherlands 1990
  • Draw

0 voters

  • Wales 1958
  • Romania 1994
  • Draw

0 voters

Group G

  • Argentina 2002
  • Netherlands 1998
  • Draw

0 voters

  • Belgium 1986
  • Republic of Ireland 1994
  • Draw

0 voters

Group H

  • Argentina 1986
  • Denmark 1986
  • Draw

0 voters

  • West Germany 1974
  • Senegal 2002
  • Draw

0 voters

These ties will close at the end of Monday evening’s game.

I just voted what reminded me of that World Cup in that particular year.

I am boycotting this world cup as East Asia is not even represented.

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I did nominate Australia to represent Asia, but was rudely ignored, which I can only put down to the organisors being corrupt or racist - I’ll let you make up your own mind on that :rofl:

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I think Singapore 1977 is great. Not really the football team but I was born then.

The birth of our times greatest artist surely should be enough to be included.

That is a travesty

Stop it with your honesty!

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Some questions need to be answered:

How did COG get to stage this World Cup? Did it involve ‘brown envelopes’?

How many workers were exploited by COG?

Are we allowed to wear armbands?