The Unreliable LFC Transfer Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 3)

Who or what is Fasano?

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It’s weird because I bumped into Fasano in the pub earlier and he said he had been taking a lot of acid recently and wasn’t sure what he’d been posting. He’s going into rehab now and won’t be available for a couple of weeks.

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That Alfredo Pedulla fella said as much two or three days ago - he claimed that Napoli wanted both Nunez and Chiesa. Now, this guy’s name comes up only during the summer transfer windows but he’s an actual person, though I have no idea if there’s any reliability in the claims he puts forward every summer transfer window.

Fasan

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Source- Cold Brew Coffee

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Pedro’s a good player, but I don’t think we have a place for him just now.

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Having bruised my knee, i can confirm its a sore one that lasts a long way, assuming bruising refers to bone bruising.

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What’s Igor Julio like? :joy:

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Let Newcastle or Chelsea waste their money on Pedro, would rather go for somebody less injury prone and who’s not a massive bellend.

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Have you had a collateral thingy though?

Seems a bit of a dick to me

He bit a what?

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Not in my knee (thankfully as enough problems there). I have had a grade 2 ankle ligament tear (partial tear). Once the bruising and swelling went away, it was about 2 months before i could get back to being active. If he had a grade 3 (complete tear) he wouldn’t have been playing as quickly as he was, so can only assume it was a patial tear he had.

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Bruise knee?

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If we sign Isak this window I’ll get that picture of John Henry smoking a cigar tattooed on my arse.

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Napoli really leaning into the EPL transfer market - DeBruyne, McTominay, Nunez and Chiesa - quite a strong rejects FC squad…

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Pics or it never happened!

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Bones heal slower than ligaments due to having a poor blood supply