The Unreliable LFC Transfer Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 3)

So that’s LW sorted for 15 years and now we can sell Cody and Luis. Hurrah!
In his next trick, Hughes identifies under 8 talent Ran Domkunt as perfect CB replacement for Ibou and Virg and he’s only wanting 1000 Twix per week.

its talking in hypotheticals and when you really stop and think about it its a great compliment to the club structure…ten years ago we were shit scared of losing any player of merit…now we are like ‘oh well, im sure the scouting network know what they are doing’

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Remember being too shit to sign Carlton Cole?

yuck

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Does anyone know anything about this guy - are arsenal making good signings here?

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unless he can bang in 25 goals…then no

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25 O.Gs?

https://x.com/Ivan_Schwakoff/status/1938583881193525735

Important that you read the linked article.

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From a reliable ITK

Yep WankOff.

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Just to reiterate - click on the article :wink:

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News out of Everton is that Braithwaite is close to signing a long term extension so presumably puts paid to links to him.

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44% aerial dual win percentage despite being at least two inches taller than Guehi. So, based on everyone’s concerns with Guehi’s ability in the air I’d say no.

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Maybe Arsenal have identified that the key factor missing from his development is a hyperactive set piece coach bouncing around on the touchlines like a toddler.

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We bloody love a keeper.

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Precisely why I wrote that post it is irritating to me that our second and third best goal scorers are offloaded so casually as if playing football manager but a few of our new posters from abroad must get either puzzled or worried that we don’t care about some of our players.
I hope we keep Elliott for another year as we have 68 matches next season hence why there will be plenty of minutes of playing time available for almost all our squad.

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His name does read like Wankoff.

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His last match he played for Portugal he looked full of running and outran Ronaldo and nearly scored I think the club will get a report from the medical team before they take a decision like that ie getting rid of our third highest goal scorer, where are we going to find another deadly goal poacher like him.

It’s intentional.

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“Schwachkopf” is a German term, primarily used as a derogatory and offensive slang word. It translates to “weak-head” or “simple-minded person” and is used to describe someone considered foolish, unintelligent, or slow-witted. Other translations and synonyms include: “moron,” “idiot,” “nitwit,” “blockhead,” or “imbecile”

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I apologise for being so flippant and I should have opened the item I am quite conversant in German but I had never heard that word.

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