The Unreliable Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 1)

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Another Nobody Wants Liverpool Move

Unsigned nobody, Craig Johnston II, of Berlin, told us yesterday he hopes to one day play at the famous Anfield stadium. ‘I’d love to score the winning goal against Man U in front of the Kop’ he said. ‘It’s always been my dream to play for the Reds, having followed them since 1970’. Although the fifty something lardass admitted to having a dodgy ankle and an inability to run further than 20 metres without a lie down, hope springs eternal in the old fart’s head. ‘No doubt JĂŒrgen will call one day soon’ the wheezing nonentity opined, ‘I’m hoping for another injury crisis next season, when I saw Nat Phillips out there I knew my time would come soon’.

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Genius

:rofl: :clap:

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Post of the year, that.

:joy:

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That Leipzig player who said he wants to play for us one day is starting at LB for Croatia.

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Let’s all hope we’re beyond the era of picking up hot new players based on 1-2 games in international tournaments.

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Don’t recognise the name of the source but posting just in case it’s somewhat legit


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Let this serve as a lesson to all: never buy a player based on one tournament.

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Interesting. I thought Porto and BMG were the interested parties.

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I don’t mean this in a rude or disrespectful way but Hertha really have no need for Grujic. I don’t know that I believe this one.

I searched that source Twitter feed and couldn’t find the report.

EDIT: playing along for one minute, I will say that Pal Dardai absolutely loved Grujic. Absolutely adored him. So maybe with him staying on to coach, Grujic is a player he wants.

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Bobic also tried to bring in Grujic on loan to Frankfurt in the last two years so now that he is in Berlin he might be interested again.

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Yeah, he (or Hertha) wanted him after Grujic had a loan spell there.

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I can’t find the specific quote but Dardai loved Grujic so much he proclaimed him the best midfielder he’s ever seen at Hertha. I might have got the quote a little skewed I can’t find the actual article, but the point being he was one of Pal’s guys.

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Yes!! Nice find!! @GermanRed

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Print this out and lay it down on the table when negotiating the transfer fee!

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It’s just as bad as picking players who did well against us, since Klopp took over we’ve dumped that as well.

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Dortmund are favorites to land Malen for €30m to replace Sancho.

Article also says we were in for him.

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Unfortunately I think it’s more of a commentary on Hertha than Grujic. :grimacing:

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OUCH!! :joy:

Altho not wrong.

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