The Unreliable Transfer Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 4)

[gasband]

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[Chrenyan]

Liverpool close to completing shock move for out-of-contract Dutch defender Rip van Winkle

[RedWhippet]

You do get the impression that our scouting team run round Rotterdam with a butterfly net and see what they end up with.

[Limiescouse]

@Bekloppt

You are obviously new here William. The standard procedure is that everything has to be posted at least three times and preferably in different threads.

Liverpool Sign Bent

[Nobluff]

@Bekloppt

You are obviously new here William. The standard procedure is that everything has to be posted at least three times and preferably in different threads. Then someone has to argue against every post, proclaiming that whatever has been written is claptrap and, in fact, the opposite is true. This should continue for at least thirty posts. In the meantime, some smartass like me will moan that the original post is in the wrong thread. This will lead to an outcry and calls for banning. The entire ruckus will then be blamed on whichever player is deemed to be this month’s villain.
Repeat ad infinitum…

This is why you are the poster of the year, it is your job.

[Bekloppt]

Heavy lies the head that wears the crown.