what happened to the no dicks policy?
I feel kind of guilty about prompting all of this @Nikola, with my Willy Nilly bullshit comment. Apologies.

A lot of BS around at the moment.
Gakpo and 50M for Olise. You know it makes sense!
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We must not pay over a million for any player, expecially an ex Crystal Palace failure ?
Is it trueâŠIâve just read Isak wants a move from LFCâŠto a Spanish clubâŠ
Seemingly Atlético Madrid, who want him on a cut price deal after he failed to impress at Liverpool (no mention of the broken leg).
Sounds like the sort of rumour that eminated from the rear end of a male Aberdeen Angus.
I assume they asked Chat GPT to make that up.
Or maybe he wants Barca, if theyâre not renewing with Lewa (who has a performance option on his contract).
But we all have some wishesâŠ
It would be utterly stupid to end Isakâs story at Liverpool, the 3rd most expensive transfer ever, without him getting a proper chance in normal fitness and form.
Itâs just bollocks Iâve got as much chance
Since we are making stuff up, we should ask for Yamal in return. Plus 10 mil.
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And why would Olise leave Bayern so soon, while heâs doing so well.
The guy still isnât over Wirtz is he?
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I couldnât care less what Uli thinks. If Olise wants out, history shows that clubs will acquiesce for the right fee. Putting aside the question as to whether Olise wants to stay at Bayern, come here, or somewhere else - the issue is whether the fee is prohibitive.
Liverpool have a lot of work to do this summer in terms of strengthening. Theyâll need a couple wingers, at least one other midfielder, and another CB. Theyâll probably also need a LB to deputize Kerkez.
Youâve also heard that theyâre shelving their plans for a multi-club model, and FSG is selling their NHL team, and they obviously shopped LFC within the last few years.
Despite their outlay last year - mitigated in part by sales - I donât see them spending another 300-400M this summer, which likely rules out Olise when considering the other work they need to do. Someone like Rayan at Bournemouth seems more likely.
But hey, Iâll keep dreaming about a Diomande/Olise/Anderson/Wharton/CB window.