The Unreliable Transfer Rumours Discussion Thread (Part 5)

Nice of the fans to stay up this late awaiting his arrival to greet him, all 3 of them.

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Who else was on that list you posted earlier today :wink:

Glad to see Curtis go but thank him and wish him well. He played some of his best games against Inter and tore them apart, so maybe Italian football will be good for him. Be good for my vocal chords as I won’t need to shout at the telly so much.

And his missus will love the shopping

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After all the wingers it seems

Liverpool, Everton and Leeds United are among the clubs monitoring Midtjylland’s 22-year-old Chile winger Dario Osorio. (Teamtalk)

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Never seen him play a game in my life, but on Youtube he reminds me of Di Maria.

Wouldn´t mind a bit of Di Maria in his pomp here, tbf.

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mrs is the driving force behind the move, modeling career and all that. i think this move will absolutely suit him because of the slower pace and more time on the ball, which is what he needs to be effective

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Saw a compilation on you tube a couple of days ago that had the title why liverpool want Osorio, actually looked a reasonable player

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Define ‘Modelling Career’? Are we talking opening a Instagram account and pouting at it?

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In your case, yes :wink:

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There seem to be different approaches to this. Federico’s wife Lucia, for example, is a real model—with a real agency, real gigs, photoshoots, and so on. In her private life, though, she’s completely normal; she barely wears makeup most of the time and dresses in an understated, casual way. Curtis’s wife, on the other hand, models 24/7 in full glam mode—or do they call that “influencing”? I have no idea.

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its influencing. i went to her youtube page. she is still very much still building her brand

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Not to be a petty bitch, but if you are an actual model you can live in Skegness and the work will still come to you and allow you travel to where is necessary, get paid, then go the F home. If you’re trying to break it and are closer to influencer level then it probably feels like it’s important to be where the action is.

As some people might say when comparing Doak to Mo - there are levels to this game

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Interesting it’s quoted at 17m…

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Left footed right winger, what a coincidence! But this is probably the level that excites me more than a Barcola signing. Not saying that I would not be excited by the latter, I will but I always have that buying a guy that comes from a lower league that just need a chance on the big stage and when he finally made it, it will be so satisfying. Media probably just throwi6out names now that the window is closing and knowing we are desperate for wide forward players. But on videos he doesn’t look extremely fast but loves dribbling and shooting from outside.

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My heart sinks. (Notice words. Not shitty picture of heart falling into water!).

It’s a disease (Notice words. Not shitty, grainy, tiny animation from some unheard of American sitcom from the 70s).

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Reality Love GIF by Married At First Sight

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I will leave my personal crusade there. But exactly what does that animated man with subtitles add that the pure words don’t? And you had to search, cut and paste…

It’s not funny and it’s not clever!

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I think they are just winding you up now. I personally can’t be done with emojis for the most part. If I wanted to communicate in little pictures, I would live in ancient Egypt.

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Were you given a choice RW? Did someone say ‘Would you prefer late 20th/early 21st century Europe or Ancient Egypt? It’s your choice. Both have their advantages, but you may prefer more modern plumbing’

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Well I ended up in Germany. Frankly, much better house building standards, but with the disadvantage of terrifying compound nouns. Although I am curious as to what the pictograms for “Schadenfreude” would be.

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