If the opposition aren’t pushing for PM to be drug tested after this, they are failing in their job
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There is a bit just after he says ‘Peppa Pig world is my kind of place’ where he looks down at his notes, visibly winces, and sucks his teeth, as if a moment of semi-lucidity has caused him to think ‘Christ Boris. Where the fuck are you going with this?’
Who among us can honestly say we’ve never been called to address the CBI and done so little basic preparation that we’ve ended up going on an improved ramble about Peppa Pig. I mean, we’ve all been there! Right?
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Poor Daddy Pig though. Poor bastard can’t do anything right.
Can we stop talking about pigs please, I have a lovely ham waiting for me at home and am starting to feel a bit peckish with all this pig talk.
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It’s fucking embarrassing how accurately that Pig family represents each and every one of my own household. To a fucking T.
Every man’s parental journey leads, inexorably, to the words ‘I don’t know. Ask your mum’. Daddy Pig’s plight is a reflection of this.
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Boris Johnson is a disgrace. Politics and dubious shagging aside, he’s just not a credible leader.
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I guess you’re George or do you struggle with maps?
Leveling up in action.
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I’ve actually got a very good sense of direction and can read maps like Jason Bourne. In all other respects, however, I’m like Daddy Pig. My wife is Mummy Pig, my daughter is Peppa and my son is George. 100% nailed on. Particularly when they were younger (they’re now 9 and 4 respectively).
Ah but do you like jumping up an down in muddy puddles?
Seems I’m not a man then. The day I refer Jnr to Mrs K is the day I die. I’d refer Jnr to you first 
Right on cue he’s back
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Oh dear
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Wow, Govt is putting £1.7 billion into keeping Bulb afloat in ‘special adminstration’ for six months, and it is far from clear that will be enough time or money.
Plus, absolutely no one will likely touch the customers from another supplier failure of any real significance now - which gets tested tomorrow, because Orbit and Entice both failed at close of business today. Carnage.
Build that wall. Build that wall. 
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Spend decades riping it all apart then say rebuild it and try to infere it is Wales fault because now they have a little autonomy. FFS.
I’m not even sure that it’s wanted anymore, what do you say @Noo_Noo ?
Is a wall the better option?
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FFS. Enfant terrible.