It was just so weird that a 78 year old man was shot in the ear bad enough that there was plenty of blood, played golf the next day without any dressing on the wound, the day after that he needed a pillow to stop his ear falling off and since then, nothing, not even a scratch.
Just sayin’…
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I am 100% certain the bullet did not hit him. It’s a weird even trivial distinction given how serious it is that anyone got a shot off on him regardless of how close the bullet got. I’d even excuse someone in his situation from thinking it had hit his ear after seeing the blood and even acting/talking like it had. But once he’d gone there he was never going to back off from the story that just sounds cooler.
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So, how do you explain the blood?
Shrapnel?
Ketchup from his very well done fillet steak?
Yeah. Some reports from the first night were of the bullet hitting something on the stage and shattering it and he got hit by the shrapnel. That seems far more consistent with his lack of injuries still visible a week later once he stopped wearing the bandages.
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Wasn’t he dribbling at the debate,who knows!
Takes a special idiot to not be able to make use of an attempted assasination attempt to get to power.
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I’ve probably seen more blood on myself knicking myself shaving, so that seems feasible. Presumably that is something that the final report would address?
Did the bullet not hit one if those glass script reader thingies?
The teleprompter?
Are you sure you’re an engineer?
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No idea. There’s been a lack of information considering it was a major incident.
Precoffee
And ive banged my head a few too many times over the years
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I thought all you cats wore hardhats everywhere?
Not when playing rugby, kitesurfing or finding i’m generally frustrated and near a brick wall. That happened a lot.
I dont remember media studies being part of “why bridges stand up” lecture either.
All lame excuses. My head is simply a half eaten edam.
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Trump is definitely fucking Loomer. Absolutely no doubt about it.
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We need a barf reaction emoji.
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Amusingly salty report from the post-debate spin room from one of the few early Never Trump Republican who never waivered. It doesnt tell you anything new, it’s just amusing for the number of sassy hits.
Just after Trump’s lame spin-room performance, I encountered a former Trump spokesman, Tim Murtaugh, a onetime establishment type I knew a little bit. He was huddled closely with one of the Washington Examiner ’s MAGA content generators, Byron York. I leaned over and observed that Murtaugh had found a friendly voice. “Byron will write you something good,” I said. As Murtaugh grimaced at me, York grunted out “Fuck you.”
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I’m not sure why Graham posted that picture , Trump looked positively decrepit in it. 
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And they say meritocracy is a myth.
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