US Election 2024

Correct.

Ivanka and her shit cunt of a husband realised that the billions they grifted last time are enough.

Probably a good idea to not be greedy and stick your hand in the cookie jar a second time.

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I’d wager my mortgage, too, that she is countenancing a run herself in about 20 years, long after daddy has pooped his last pants.

Best to put some distance between herself and what could happen in the next four years.

She’s probably hoping he does end up incarcerated. The prodigal daughter of America’s greatest political prisoner…

Phwoar…I’m getting all tingly in my private parts just thinking about it.

Trump’s campaign is all about things that aren’t true:

He won the election.
Criminal immigrants are taking over.
The economy is bad.
People eating cats and dogs.
He’s the father of IVF.
Tariffs won’t cause inflation.
Ukraine started the war.
He can stop Israel.
He doesn’t know what Project 2025 is.

Any more?

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He did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.

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But he did with Stormy Daniels.

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I think she fainted in this episode coz she learnt how much condo insurance was going to cost in Florida in the late-2020s.

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I could believe this. It would make a huge departure from anything else he ever said but I could easily see things moving quietly behind him while he remains completely ignorant to it all.

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Just goes to show that higher education cannot teach humor.

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And logic is a subject less well understood than non philosophy students realise :joy:

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Weirdos.

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She knows there is a segment of polite society and important high class opinion makers willing to present her as one of the good Trumps. That has left her always being very careful in treading that line to play both sudes. She needs to protect her status as a nepo baby whose husband is lining his pockets as part of a criminal administration selling foreign policy for personal gain but then also has to give those important serious people enough material, mostly through vibes, to allow her to be presented as above all of her father’s awfulness (didnt you know Ivanka was really upset at the child separation policy?) without her ever having to say anything critical of it.

So after Jan6th she silently distanced herself from Trump and his politics, but only because she didnt think being close to it was good for her brand. And was allowed to get away with doing it silently because she has enough people in the socialite circles of the media who would spin that story for her. If he wins though those concerns will evaporate and she’ll be back.

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Victims of shootings should value sport and entertainment

He saved Obamacare

Some geese are unaccounted for

All Americas deserve inflated watches Bibles and trading cards if they can afford them after he lowers inflation with higher tariffs and tax cuts

The department of education needs to go and weirdos will pick the books that will shape the next generation of fascists and racists

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Other than that, though, everything’s fine.

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That is the one that winds me up to an unusual degree. We had 5 years of “repeal and replace” and they never came up with a replacement plan despite always promising to be “2 weeks” away from presenting to the public. And then whey they tried to repeal it through the legislation without a replacement plan it failed through sheer incompetence. McCain famously killed the push with his theatrical thumbs down gesture on the Senate floor but people misunderstand that. McCain was a “repeal and replace” republican as well so he didnt do that to save Obamacare. He did it because the ineptitude of the administration in trying to push through the effort made a mockery of Senate procedure and the legislative process, and wanted to make a point of Trump’s need to work with his legislative partners in a more cooperative way that respects them being a “co equal” branch. Trump had enough votes in the Senate to achieve his landmark legislation, and he fucked it up through destroying relationships with his would be collaborators.

This time around Trump has again spoken occasionally about having his own health care plan that they are “two weeks” away from sharing, but they have now settled on this lie. And its a lie they know we know is a lie. It is a lie that is completely unsupportable. It is a lie that a press awake at the wheel would use to define the campaign as one completely unmoored from reality in a “we have always been at war with Eastasia” sort of way.

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I’d understand the press doing that if he was already back in power and employing loyalty programs. But he isnt. And he wouldnt get close to it if they covered him with even half the clarity and honesty we should expect.

Last night he was at a rally in PA at the Arnold Palmer airport. He told a story about how everyone at the golf club used to comment how big Arnie’s junk was when they got out of the shower with him. WaPo reported that as Trump telling golf stories :joy: :joy: :joy: I mean WTF are we doing here?

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Everyone loves locker room talk, @Limiescouse

Remember?: “Grab 'em by the pussy” :rofl:

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Grab them by Palmer’s huge cock