The obsession with my artistic flair and talents in this forum is at a dangerous level now
4 Likes
Don’t keep the shampoo and the lotion bottles close to each other, specially, if they look similar.
1 Like
Don’t keep the toothpaste next to the antifungal cream.
I once muddled up the bottles and washed my hair with dog shampoo by mistake. On the plus side, I was free of fleas and ticks for a month.
3 Likes
Is that a record?
I live in the middle of a forest. It’s a fucking miracle.
Or the Polident, the women in the house think it’s lovely pink toothpaste. 
1 Like
I have a small denture as I lost a front tooth playing sport many years ago. I recently had a coughing fit eating some toast and when I recovered I realised that the denture had gone. I could definitely feel it stuck in my throat. Spent 6 hours on Friday night at Aintree A&E amongst the druggies, nutters and three prisoners in hand cuffs. X ray eventually taken and no sign of it. A week later I have found it lying on the carpet 
2 Likes
I have a bit of love for playing with tech. At our little place in the states, I really wanted to set up an outdoor theatre for Jr to have friends over at night (and the parents can sit around the fire).
I finally found a pull-down projection screen for sale used, it’s a bit bigger than I was hoping for at 100"+ but has a nice picture to it. this was the test run.
6 Likes
It’s St Andrew’s Day today. I may be celebrating tonight because I’ve finally found a dealer in Germany.
1 Like
Never tried tinned haggis. 
1 Like
It looks disgusting, like dog food or something, but it’s fine once it’s heated up. Obviously not as good as the fresh stuff from the butchers but it’s better than nothing.
2 Likes
I have that now and again on a baked potato for quick & easy meal.
It’s very good.
1 Like
TAN never ceases to surprises me.
I use that haggis when making chicken Balmoral,
Its decent stuff
For those wanting to order online… Never had this ever, but might give it a go
About Grant’s Foods – Grants Foods
2 Likes
A 5.6 magnitude earthquake shook Dhaka and the surrounding areas this morning. I didn’t even notice.
3 Likes
Once a magnitude 6 centered about a village in the Ardeche hit 30 miles away?
I was wandering about my house and thought, ‘this is wierd’, ‘I’m not drunk but am staggering as if’ ‘wierd!’.
Half the village in the Ardeche fell down, that’ll teach them to have ancient houses.
How’s my arch? Still there I hope 
1 Like
A self-described “punk dive” bar in Manhattan’s LES. I’m starting to see that NYC’s definition of a dive bar is just any old place that serves shite beer in warm cans for $8.
I’m less clear on NYC’s definition of a “punk” bar. In Williamsburg, there are several country bars, with live music every night. It’s strange to see a bar full of stereotypical hipsters jumping up in unison when the lead singer asks if there are any David Allen Coe fans in the audience, as if the man didn’t pen such beauties as N------ Fucker.
Conversation is hard to come by. Everybody is staring at their phones. The rare times I do manage a conversation, it turns out they’re all from the Midwest. Nice people out there, I guess.
People also keep accusing me of being Irish.
Tldr - NYC, 1/10, someone help me get out of here.
2 Likes