Get my friends to hold me in the air.
I wish I could unsee that.
Never go camping with @cynicaloldgit then.
He can barely hold his water
Really great friends
Well, they wereā¦.
@cynicaloldgit donāt understand the shitting difficulties because he has been wearing this and could shit even while doing cartwheels
Had a monster weekend of proms and parties, now sheās 16, GCSEs finished and off to college, forum meet my daughter
This thread went from port to poo in three posts.
The poor āthingā looks like you. Except she has teeth and a cute nose.
Donāt worry Iāll give you the chance to get one back on me soon.
Be blessed, always
A credit to youā¦
Love how proud you are of your daughter and you seem like a genuinely involved and loving dad and good role model which will hopefully help her when she has her own relationships but I really would caution you against sharing her picture online.
Btw, the punctuation was for you @cynical. I try to annoy everyone equally
I get your point but times have changed. All her mates are plastered all over instatweetyfacybook. Sheās a poster girl for various companies now, famous in her own right. Unless you mean because sheās my daughterā¦ā¦ A thought perhaps but not one that troubles me. Iām not tricky to find and sheās all over my FB profile so no difference posting here.
Iāve recently been informed that i am all over social media,which i denied since i donāt do FB,Insta,Snap or any of the others.My kids told me iām on theirs,my wifes and my friends accounts and have been for years.So no matter how much you think you may not be on social media,the chances are you will be in some way.
Are you a cat?
Sorry,i meant all over their social media,not social media as a whole.
Iām not on social media at all. Iām basically invisible except to those who know me
And yet, here you are on social media claiming not to be on social media
No one knows who I am and I have no social media presence in my name